Office Prima Donna.

A. Friedman
27 January 2020
The office cat, Mason -- one of two, actually -- has been showing off his awfully pretty face. Got plenty of likes on social media -> not a surprise. Even if you're not a cat person, look at that face!
The office cat Mason is notorious for flirting with everybody. We think he likes getting attention meow. As in, right MEOW! What is apparent, though, is it isn't as much fun (we have a duty roster) for those doing doo-doo duty.
It can be quite a... 5#1TY affair. But never mind that,
What makes Mase (as we call him) the perfect office cat is he generally just likes to chill. Though he wants attention too sometimes. And when he does, he gets little scritches under the jaw. He's going to be a famous Instagram star one day, we can just tell it.
An influencer of note. Soon he'll be promoting his own brand of catnip, enough to get all the kitties excited over.